Nick & Jessica Split!!!

**cherrysmum** · December 8th, 2005, 10:20 PM

ok this is why they split...Jessica aka (jessie) Simpson..the love "son" of OJ Simpson and Farrah Fawcett. Hey! Nick doesn't like surprises. Now this is only a rumor...have you heard any rumors????

**ellanoize** · December 10th, 2005, 09:21 PM

Me and Jessica are So Over, I heard that the split up is because she was cheating on me & Nick with those two losers from the Dukes Movie... [img]frown.gif[/img]

**Sportyfan** · December 15th, 2005, 12:50 AM

Rog,
At first I was elated that it was over between you and Jessica. I figured that with the hundreds of dollars I make, wooing her would be easy. Then you dropped the bombshell. She was cheating on you with both those yahoo's from the Dukes movie? How could I possibly compete? I have to at least make the attempt, so after I sign off here, I painting a rebel flag on top of my truck roof.

Starved for Jessica's Affection

Sportyfan aka Jessica's new boy toy

**ellanoize** · December 15th, 2005, 02:44 AM

Now Sporty, I don't know if its the Rebel flag or just that hot orange color, That turns her on, But I wish ya good luck with her...jest treat her good ok... [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]

**Sportyfan** · December 16th, 2005, 01:13 AM

Hmmm hot orange paint huh? Guess I'll have to give it a try. As for keeping her happy, I'll just... oh yeah, you can be sure... yeah baby... Anyone got a cigarette?

I apologize to any woman who found the above offensive. Usually I don't let my knuckle dragging show, but quite frankly if you're going to wash an orange Dodge Charger in a bikini with soap suds flying everywhere you got to expect... hmmmm
Anyone got another cigarette?